I can live with that

November 2nd, 2005 | by Scott |

According to our research, you’ll be dead by

April 2052
at age 84

- probable cause -


cancer
YOU DIE: 83.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

Take the test yourself here.

  1. 9 Responses to “I can live with that”

  2. By Sis on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    Will you come to my funeral?
    According to our research, you’ll be dead by
    September 2043
    at age 83

    - probable cause -

    cancer

    YOU DIE: 82.7 years

    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

  3. By scott on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    I should be able to make it. I’ll have another 9 years to go.

  4. By sis on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    The difference is probably what I choose to “hold in” and what you probably do not!;)

  5. By Doug Freeman on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    I suppose i am already dead and don’t know it.

  6. By Doug Freeman on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    I have 41 days left to live. My life will end in December 2005

  7. By scott on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    my, I have a morbid family.

  8. By Jason Bybee on Nov 2, 2005 | Reply

    Doug, I don’t know if you remember me or not…I’m one of Scott’s old buds from Lebanon. But, dude, I seriously cracked up when I read your post. I see where Scott gets his sense of humor. Enjoy those 41 days, pal.
    Scott, it’s not fair that my twin brother was born 8 years before me and will live 10 years longer.

  9. By greg on Nov 3, 2005 | Reply

    Scott, go to http://www.deathclock.com to have a constant reminder of how fleeting life is (to the second)!

  10. By Lachen on Nov 4, 2005 | Reply

    You guys are cracking me up. I refuse to take this test on the grounds that the actual act of taking it lowers my life expectancy by 7.2 years.
    :)

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