I figure if I ever run for public office this blog will be dredged up to discredit me. So, I feel it is important that I come clean now with a disturbing truth about me: I love 70′s and early 80′s soft rock.
There, I said it. I’m not ashamed. You probably like a lot of it, as well. Come out and stand proud with me. Barry Manilow rules.
To ease the pain of coming forth with such a potential life-change confession, allow me to give you 20 of my top guilty pleasures for your listening enjoyment.
You’ll thank me later.
After your family disowns you for listening to this stuff.
1. Weekend in New England (Barry Manilow) I still blame my sister for this, but I’m a huge Manilow fan. Nobody sings a love song better, and this is one of his best. “When will our eyes meet?/ When can I touch you?/ When will this strong yearning end?/ And when can I hold you again?” Doesn’t that just rip your heart out? Topped out at #10 in 1976.
2. Read ‘Em and Weep (Barry Manilow) The only thing better than a Manilow love song is a Manilow love song penned by Jim Steinman. This version is far superior to the Meatloaf one. You can find this on Barry Manilows Greatest Hits III. That’s 3! Pop genius, my friends.
3. I Am…I Said (Neil Diamond) Now, it’s cool to be a Diamond fan and you will not find a more touching song of loneliness anywhere. Although, I’m not convinced that the chair didn’t hear. I wonder if it just wasn’t listening. It topped out at #4 in 1971. “Done Too Soon” was the flip side. Another great song that somehow links Jesus Christ and Fanny Brice together.
4. Superstar (The Carpenters) You cannot deny the silky beauty of Karen Carpenter’s voice and when she lights in to “Don’t you remember you told me you love me baby/You said you’d be coming back this way again baby/Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you I really do” I get chills. Taken from us too soon, this is one of the greatest voices ever. #2 in 1971
5. Making Love Out of Nothing At All (Air Supply) Another Steinman lyric that is so over the top you just have to smile. Air Supply reigns as the premiere early 80′s cheese-meisters. This is their Mona Lisa. I still remember jumping up the first time I saw the video when the girl turns her car around upon hearing this song to get to the Air Supply show just in time. #2 in 1983.
6. Just As I Am (Air Supply) They followed that up two years later with a sonic tour de force of unconditional love. This song is too often overlooked in their canon of soft pop excellence. #19 in 1985.
7. It’s All Coming Back To Me Now (Celine Dion) First of all let me clear up a few points: I like 3 Celine Dion songs, that it (and not that god-awful Titanic song); yes, she’s 90′s music, but she embodies the heart of 70′s schlock, and this is another timeless Jim Steinman lyric. #2 in 1996.
8. The Only One (Lionel Richie) Forgive him for thrusting Nicole upon us, he is the consummate balladeer. This song is buried on his excellent second solo disc Can’t Slow Down released in 1983. I still remember thinking about this one girl everytime I heard this song. Obviously, she wasn’t The Only One. But my 17 year old self sure thought she was.
9. I Still Can’t Get Over Loving You (Ray Parker, Jr.) I listened to this ode to unrequited love incessantly back in 1984. It took me awhile to realize that this great love song that I dug so much was really kind of creepy. The dude is threatening this chick! “I’m getting mad at you girl/Don’t you ever try to leave/It’ll be the last thing you ever do” The fact that is buried in a song that seems so sweet lends to its genius. #12 in 1984.
10. You Can’t Change That (Raydio) Before Ray Parker went on to solo success he fronted this 70s R&B group, the minor league Commodores. But they churned out some pop nuggets, this being one of them. This is really the precursor to “I Still Can’t Get Over Loving You.” Seriously, this dude is a stalker. #9 in ’79.
11. A Woman Needs Love (Ray Parker, Jr. & Raydio) Sure, he’s creepy but the man can croon, ya’ll. Here he warns a dude that he better take care of his main squeeze. No doubt, Ray is sitting outside this couple’s house with binoculars, a cooler stocked with beanie-weinies and Colt .45, and a Magnum just waiting for this dude to mess up. #4 in 1981.
12. Seasons in the Sun (Terry Jacks) This may very well be the third worst lyric of all time (behind Bryan Adams Have You Ever Loved a Woman and John Mayer’s Your Body is a Wonderland) but it’s pure pop goodness. I defy you to listen to this song about a dude about to crap out and not singing it the rest of the day with a smile on your face. It’s a feat to sing a song about telling your little girl goodbye and feel good doing it. To think part of these lyrics were written by Rod McKuen. #1 in 1974.
14. Alone Again (Naturally) (Gilbert O’Sullivan) This downer of a song will make you want to join the main character and hurl yourself off a tower. It’s a great companion piece to Seasons in the Sun. #1 in 1972.
15. Everything I Own (Bread) In case you aren’t depressed enough after the last tune, here is the ultimate bummer song. I first truly heard this in a class at a youth rally. It was one of those manipulative classes that is often the stock and trade of youth ministers. You know, get ‘em wailing to the baptistry type of classes. I was sure my parents were going to die before I got home. #5 in 1972
16. Love Conquers All (Seals and Crofts) I can still see the closing scene of One on One with Robby Benson and Annette O’Toole playing basketball with a couple of kids. This was one of my favorite movies of the 70′s and this end track was a fitting homage to the beauty of love and basketball. Where have you gone, Robby Benson?
17. The Goodbye Girl (David Gates) Really, David? Then where is my sequel? Marsha Mason left holding Richard Dreyfuss’ guitar standing in the rain is not proof enough that he comes back. If he became a star he could buy another stinking guitar, right? I want closure.
18. Don’t Give Up On Us (David Soul) Who knew Hutch could sing? But he belts out a beauty on this 1977 hit that shot to the top of the charts. Apparently, his plea to a lover to stick with the relationship did not apply to his US patriotism. He is now a citizen of the UK. I’m not mad. He did leave us this morsel of pop confection.
19. Who’s Holding Donna Now? (Debarge) Shortly after getting my license I remember sneaking off to the mall to buy this LP, Rhythm of the Night. This tune was a standout and peaked at number 6 in 1985.
20. Sometimes When We Touch (Dan Hill) What better way to close this playlist than an overly dramatic, emotionally overwrought song of non-commitment. Is there a more beautiful tribute to riding the fence on a relationship than this? He ain’t committing to the relationship but it sure sounds good.
What about you? Any thoughts or memories on these songs? Will you still vote for me? There are so many more songs I could throw out there.