Billy Squier won the first round fairly convincingly over Orion: The Hunger.
Now, let’s look at two love songs from the 80s.

The first one is Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello.” Is anyone else skeeved out by the way he stalks the blind chick. And she’s his student to boot. And that sculpture! That’s not Lionel Ritchie. That’s Billy Dee Williams.

This next one is Bonnie Tyler’s classic “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Now, I love this song. I’m a total sucker for a Jim Steinman lyric. I don’t even have to know what the lyrics are about. But this video is another story. What’s up with the demon choir straight out “The Omen.” And all the Bo-litas?

You tell me. Which one is worse?