Scott Freeman

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    This week’s entry is ghost-written by my curmudgeonly acerbic alter-ego. This is the un-thanksgiving list.

    10. Bluetooth–Seriously, get the thing off your ear. You look ridiculous. Unless you are dumping 30,000 shares of Martha Stewart’s latest stock fiasco, you aren’t that important to need one.

    9. Three Month Christmas Seasons–If we start celebrating this holiday after Labor Day, if your yards are decorated with Frosty the Snowman invading the Middle-Eastern Creche, then that means I get four months of a daily request for a puppy for Christmas. And you know I’m going to cave. You know I’m going to break down and get them the dog for Christmas, don’t you? Don’t you? Cause I’m powerless over them.

    8. Two Days to craft a sermon on Ephesians 4–I’m not a machine. These things take time. Two days doesn’t cut it. Sure, I can take the laptop and work while we are visiting relatives. But, I won’t. If it’s not done today, I’ll put it off until we get back in town on Saturday. And I can’t stand putting off my sermon.

    7. Turkey–It’s the day set aside for being thankful. And this is the best food we can think of? What about steak, pizza or Lasagna? Cornbread and Chili? We can do better than this, right?

    6. Health Insurance Companies–You are going to deny me coverage because I had high cholesterol five years ago? The fact that I lowered it by losing 70 pounds, changing my diet and beginning regular exercise is not good enough? The lab results that say my cholesterol is now within acceptable ranges is not conclusive enough? Criminals.

    5. Nervousness before Big Games–I started this football season with moderate expectations for my beloved Razorbacks. But they have decimated those meager hopes with a season far surpassing everyone’s projections. Now, I’m tense with thoughts of running the table. Can we stop the skid to LSU? Can we be competitive in the SEC championship? How did Chris Leak get nine years of eligibility? And don’t even get me started on how stressed I get following my fantasy scores each week.

    4. SexyBack, My Humps and all other offspring of marginal musical talents–This is the result of the dumbing down of American culture. And don’t tell me it’s just mindless fun. Why does fun have to be mindless?

    3. My sustained uselessness–I know I have a million things to do. I know the yard looks bad. I know that my desk needs to be cleaned off. I know that I am basically worthless when something goes wrong. I know that my dad could build an add-on to the house in time for lunch. I didn’t get those do-it-yourself genes.

    2. Mornings–Seriously, do we need two 6:30′s? I like the one at night just fine.

    1. Clothes–No, I’m not advocating nudism. I don’t think I could pull it off. But I’m not thankful for the entire mindset that says clothes make the man. Or Woman. Or that what you wear is some kind of great insight into the person that you are. Clothes should always maximize comfort over style. No article of clothing should cost more than 10 bucks. And ties should be outlawed as the objects of torture that they are.

    Give me your thoughts. Tell me what you aren’t thankful for or what you have to say about my list.
    Now, excuse me while I go yell at these kids to get off my lawn.

    Two Years Running

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    Two years ago, today, after an unsatisfying dinner (who sets out to go to Golden Corral, anyway? It’s not a destination, just a place you end up due to circumstances, right?) and a Krispy Kreme dessert I decided to see if I could run a mile.
    Right, stupid to try after that kind of meal, I know. But I had recently shed 70+ pounds and had taken up cycling as a form of exercise.

    Needless to say, I was unable to make it the full mile.
    But I developed a determination to be able to. I found a running plan on-line that promised to get me up to a 5K in two months time.

    I did it and I was hooked. Over the course of the next year I ran over 600 miles and began harboring dreams of running a marathon. I read every book on running I could get my hands on, subscribed to Runners World, bought a heart rate monitor, eschewed cotton clothing and fell in love with Bodyglide.

    I never missed a day of running that first year. I was a junkie.

    Then, shortly after my one year anniversary, I hit the wall. My first pair of running shoes had been sufficient when I was still ramping up the mileage. My second pair was purchased at a running store in Austin. My third pair, however, were not conducive to someone with extreme overpronation.

    Over the course of the past year I have struggled with running. My motivation has been zapped, my dreams of a marathon diminished.
    It’s hard to balance running with family and career. My peak running time is 5-6 in the afternoon. Just when my family expects me home.
    I’ve missed days. I’ve struggled with pain.
    I’ve thought about giving up over and over again.

    However, I now feel like I have new life. When I was in Arkansas a month ago, my brother-in-law gave me his copy of Jeff Galloway’s Marathon.
    When I had first heard of Galloway’s methods and the use of walk breaks I had dismissed it. It wasn’t really running if you took walking breaks, was it?
    However, I was so frustrated that I decided to give it a shot.

    And I haven’t felt this good running in over a year.
    I ran 5 miles yesterday and I feel great today. I’m starting to think that maybe a marathon is possible after all.
    And I’m starting to feel the love of running again.
    Today is a good anniversary.

    To all my running readers: have any of you used Galloway’s plans? What do you think? Do you use walk breaks at all? Any thoughts on running?
    To all my non-running readers: give it a shot. Try the couch-to-5K. It could change your life.

    We are going to move away from picking the “worst” videos and spend some time looking at superlatives.

    This week I ask you to pick the greatest “She’s Gone” type video. Both of these songs deal with the aftermath of a break-up. One is defiant, the other heartbroken.

    First up is one of my favorite “overlooked” tunes of the 80s. It’s Martin Briley’s “Salt in My Tears.” That guitar riff is indelibly burned into my brain. The video is hilarious.

    Next up, is the Cars classic, “Since You’re Gone.” Granted, no one churned out a better collection of videos in the 80s than Ric Ocasek and gang. But this video predated their most memorable ones.

    There you have it: two awesome tunes, two great videos. Which one reigns supreme?

    Scattered

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    It’s a crazy week so there will not be a nonviolence entry today. Next week I hope to look at the blight on Christianity that was Constantine and the preposterous notion of Just War Theory.

    In the meantime, here are some questions and thoughts:

    –Is John McCain too old to be a viable candidate for president in 2008. Ronald Reagan was the oldest to ever be elected. He was 69 when he was voted in the first time in 2000. Mccain will be 72 in 2008. That would make him 80 at the end of a second term.

    –Has Lost jumped the shark? I say yes. My good friend Jason still maintains it is the greatest show ever.

    –Gilmore Girls is now officially dead to me. I don’t see any way that they can logically fix this mess they find themselves in.

    –My Arkansas Razorbacks have clawed their way to #5 in the nation and are finally gaining some respect. If they beat MSU on Saturday they win the SEC West and meet Florida in the Championship. Darren McFadden is a true Heisman contender.

    –What should you do when you realize that you have interpreted a passage wrong your entire life? That happens way too often these days.

    –If you want a tremendous collection of hymns and spirituals then by all means get Kate Campbell’s beautiful and soaring “For The Living of These Days.” Any collection of spirituals that includes Woody Guthrie’s “Jesus Christ” is a hit in my book. Couple that with Campbell’s transcendent voice and traditional folk stylings and you have a tremendous disk.

    –In the event of the rapture, is there someone willing to take over this blog? Cause I’m going.

    –Does anybody besides me watch “What About Brian?” It’s become one of my favorite shows and I look forward to it on Monday nights at 9 more than I do the overly preachy and arrogant “Studio 60.” And I’ve consider myself a Sorkin fan.

    I’m interested in your thoughts.

    Totally unrelated: I hate using the phone. I especially despise cell phones. But since the theme to the greatest sitcom on TV today, “The Office,” is now my ring-tone, I don’t mind. Go ahead, call me on my cell. It’s cool.

    This week I read two novels and quit two others after 30 pages.

    First up, was John Banville’s The Sea. This was the 2005 winner of the Mann Booker Prize for Fiction. Banville has an uncanny mastery of the english language. His prose is flawless and flows with a mellifluent beauty. If you like stories where the quality of writing overshadows the story then
    this is your cup of tea. There isn’t much story. Max Morden returns to the seaside village where his family summered as a child. There he confronts the past while ruminating over the transcience of life. Beautifully written and there were times where I had to reach for my dictionary, which is a rarity. The story is purely a secondary character here.

    Next, I tried Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre. It too won the Mann Booker prize back in 2003. Vernon Little becomes the scapegoat of his small Texas town when his closest friend wages a Columbine-style shooting at their school. Maybe I wasn’t in the mood for a black comedy, but it didn’t click. I scuttled it.

    I then got ahold of Chinua Achebe’s classic Things Fall Apart, and this title lived up to the hype. Achebe’s work, and I’m dying to read the sequels, are an insightful commentary on Imperialism and Missions that resonate even today. Evangelism and acculturation are not synonymous, and there are grave dangers whenever we conflate the two. Paul in Acts 17 did not insult the Athenians, he talked to them with love, understanding and based upon their own belief system. He did not insult them (despite the horrible KJV translation in Acts 17:22). I kept thinking of the T-shirt that reads “Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite.” If you haven’t read this work, by all means pick it up. This has the Official Scott Freeman Seal of Approval (patent pending).

    I then took a stab at Marge Piercy’s Woman on the Verge of Time. It looks promising but I am too anxious to get into the books I bought at my local library sale this past weekend. I may return to it.

    At the aforementioned library sale, I stocked up on classics. Here is what my inbox will look like over the next few weeks:

    Cat’s Cradle and God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (who is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers. I’m 50 pages into Cradle and hooked. Read Slaughterhouse Five (OSFSOA), today.)
    Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth
    All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
    Seize the Day by Saul Bellow
    After Many a Summer Dies the Swan and Brave New World Revisited by Aldous Huxley
    The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
    To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee (I know I have to read this. Just can’t get juiced about it.)
    Contemplative Prayer by Thomas Merton
    The History of Torture by Daniel P. Mannix
    Disappointment With God by Philip Yancey (I’ve read this. I just keep loaning it out and never getting it back.)
    In the Beginning and Davita’s Harp by Chaim Potok (Matt, I thought of you)
    The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Leo Tolstoy
    Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee by Dee Brown
    The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell, The Final Years: 1944-1969
    1984 by George Orwell (I want to read this one, again. It’s been 22 years)
    Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
    A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
    Cry, the Beloved Country by Alan Paton
    The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
    The Fall by Albert Camus
    Dark Night of the Soul by St. John of the Cross

    Most of these titles are relatively short, so I hope to rip through them. As always I’m interested in your thoughts on these titles and the ones above that I read this week. Thoughts?

    I hesitate doing this because I don’t really get into the Christmas swing of things until it’s ACTUALLY CHRISTMAS TIME! But, I get so many emails from those who read my blog asking me what I want for Christmas and since my wife recently blogged about what she wants, I thought it would be a good time to help you out.

    10. iTunes Gift Cards–There is a ton of music that I want to get, but that stuff adds up quickly. This will help me stock up on all the Bright Eyes CD’s that aren’t available on Emusic.

    9. DVD Recorder–Right now, I’m planning on braving the Black Friday crowds to pick one of these up for our family. We can free up a lot of space on the DVR if we are able to record the movies we have for the kids.

    8. This T-Shirt. jitcrunch.aspx

    7. Retro Atari–20 of the original games and 20 new ones. I cut my video-gaming teeth on this 2600. What better way to trip nostalgic then to wield the ol’ joystick one more time? Too bad E.T. isn’t on it.

    6. Panini Maker–Since I’m working at home a lot I have to each lunch at home 4 days a week. I’m not much of a sandwich eater, but I love panini’s. This would make lunch more enjoyable.

    5. A speaker system for my iPod. Or there is this one that is also a toilet paper holder.

    4. Sports Night on DVD–It’s time I own the greatest sitcom of all time.

    3. A Home Treadmill–Sometimes it’s hard to get to the Y or even go outside and run. With a good one at home we could cancel our Y membership and I could get a few runs closer to a marathon.

    2. Tickets to whatever bowl game the Razorbacks make it to.

    1. Amazon gift cards. It’s all about books. This way I could continue to build my library with the latest titles I’m jonesing for.

    So, there you have it. You can have any gifts shipped to me at the Northside Church of Christ in Waco, TX. :D
    What about you?

    It is undeniable that the early church was unswervingly nonviolent. Their initial interpretation of the words and life of Jesus was such that they bore the brunt of the sword without retaliation.

    They were less concerned with the practicality of nonviolence and much more concerned with their faithfulness to The Way. To live and respond as the early church did to the oppression and terrorism that they experienced was not rational.

    It was faith. It’s what prompted the reformed Christian killer to write in Ephesians 2:14

    For he himself is our peace, who has made us both one and has broken down in his flesh the dividing wall of hostility

    Christ was peace among them. He had reshaped, re-created and transformed them into people of peace: people who lived the way of the cross and not the sword. They knew that Jesus had not saved them from physical death, but had rescued them from eternal death redeeming them from the spectre of fear.

    And this message of hope and reconciliation was intended for all people. No longer were the children of God to be defined by nationality, ethnicity or belief. ALL were invited to come. The gentile was no longer the enemy, he was the co-heir of God’s eternal promise.

    As Paul wrote in Colossians 1:19–20: For in him all the fullness of God was pleased to dwell, and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether on earth or in heaven, making peace by the blood of his cross.

    The early Christians were renowned for being peaceful. The second century letter to Diognetus had this to say about those early disciples (emphasis mine):

    They pass their days on earth, but they are citizens of heaven. They obey the prescribed laws, and at the same time surpass the laws by their lives. They love all men, and are persecuted by all. They are unknown and condemned; they are put to death, and restored to life. They are poor, yet make many rich; they are in lack of all things, and yet abound in all; they are dishonoured, and yet in their very dishonour are glorified. They are evil spoken of, and yet are justified; they are reviled, and bless; they are insulted, and repay the insult with honour; they do good, yet are punished as evil-doers. When punished, they rejoice as if quickened into life; they are assailed by the Jews as foreigners, and are persecuted by the Greeks; yet those who hate them are unable to assign any reason for their hatred.

    That’s who they were. They were marked not by the nations of this world but by a Kingdom that was not from this world. They were less concerned with “reality” and “practicality” and more concerned with faithful witness. They endured persecution and martyrdom for the sake of the cross.

    Will Durant wrote:

    There is no greater drama in human record than the sight of a few Christians, scorned and oppressed by a succession of emperors, bearing all trials with a fierce tenacity, multiplying quietly, building order while their enemies generated chaos, fighting the sword with the word, brutality with hope, and at last defeating the strongest state that history has known. Caesar and Christ had met in the arena, and Christ had won.

    Do you see that? The message of Christ was propagated not by the sword, but by the cross. They were not trying to Christianize the world. They were offering a different world altogether. They were not seeking for a Christian nation-state. They were living the Kingdom come.

    The agenda for the church today is to do just that: not to Christianize the world but to offer a different world, where there is no Jew or Greek, slave or free, American or Iranian.
    But if we make the Kingdom a political objective then the Kingdom is lost. It is not of this world and was never meant to be.

    If we truly long to be a restoration movement then we have to take into account the life of the early church. Origen, who lived in the late second and early third centuries, wrote “for we no longer take up sword against nation, nor do we learn war any more, having become children of peace, for the sake of Jesus.”

    For almost 285 years the early church resisted war and violence. Ignatius called for warfare to be abolished. The only way that could be done, he stated, was to embrace the teachings of Christ. There were exceptions as some Christians “behaved like Gentiles.” But the way of the early church was that of peace.

    Read this stirring passage by Lawrence Apsey:

    The Roman Empire during the first three centuries of Christianity equaled modern dictatorships in ruthlessness, paganism and violence. Nevertheless, during this period, Christianity, by its witness of love and sacrifice, grew from a tiny Jewish sect to become a religion professed by the majority in the most populous areas of mankind. In the words of K.S. Latourette, a leading historian of the period, ‘Never in so short a time has any other religious faith or, for that matter, any other set of ideas, religious, political or economic, without the aid of physical force or of social or cultural prestige, achieved so commanding a position in such an important culture.’
    During this period, Christians refused service in the army; and there is no direct evidence that they ever used force against the bloodthirsty persecutions to which they were subjected. While paying lip servie to the mythology of the ancients, most people in the Empire at the time of Jesus recognized no responsibility to a divine power beyond themselves, and their rulers spared no cruelty in the ten major persecutions which were launched against the Christians. Under Nero, Christians were torn by dogs or nailed to crosses and set on fire to serve at night as living torches. Under Valerian, the death penalty was enforced for meeting in church and entering cemetaries. Christian leaders were exiled for not doing homage to the pagan gods. Clerics were put to death, others deprived of property, enslaved or burned at the stake. Christians were happy, without resistance by force, to share the martyrdom of Jesus; and this had a tremendous effect in converting those who witnessed their suffering.

    If we have any claims or interest in being a part of a restoration movement, then the legacy of nonviolence that the early church left behind cannot be dismissed out of hand. No matter how distasteful or untenable we might find nonviolence to be, the example is there.
    Those who were just a few short years removed from the life, words, teachings and example of Jesus interpreted that life as a prescription for a nonviolent life.

    It wasn’t until Christianity was co-opted that that changed.

    Today’s podcast is a two-fer. I’ve included last week’s sermon which I forgot to post. On the embeddable player below those two sermons should show up eventually. If not, click on the blue text that says “Scott Freeman’s Sermons” and it will take you to my podomatic page. These sermons are from 1 and 2 Corinthians. The first is on marriage and divorce, the second is on reconciliation and conflict resolution. Enjoy.


    Click here to get your own player.

    OK, there wasn’t much interest in last week’s offering. Here is a different one before I move on to superlatives.

    Which video incorporates the worst use of non-family members?

    The first contestant is Rod Stewart’s “Forever Young” video? Is there some legitimate reason that he couldn’t have used one of his own children (he had 3 under the age of 10 at this time) rather than renting a kid from a member of Duran Duran?

    The second contestant is Amy Grant’s “Baby Baby.” The first problem is that the song was written for her daughter. The second problem is that this dude was not her husband. Was Gary Chapman that non-photogenic that he couldn’t have been the love interest?

    Which one wins? Which is the worst offender?

    This is not officially an entry in the series but is more of a question open for discussion. I’m still wrestling with the correct way to proceed with this series. Right now I’m mired in a study of the historical examples of the efficacy of nonviolence. My goal is to create a readable entry on how it has been tried and proven effective throughout time.

    However, one of the things that has been borne out for me, both in our discussions here and on the landscape of American society is what our obligation is to preserve Christianity, or at least our understanding of what it should be.

    My question is this: how concerned must we be with our rights as Christians in our society? Is one of our fundamental responsibilities as God-followers to preserve liberty, freedom to worship and societal morality?

    If so, if we are to be tireless campaigners for moral legislation, then why didn’t Jesus and the early disciples do just that? Why didn’t they migrate to Rome and rail against the moral bankruptcy of THAT great world power? Why are the writings of Paul addressed to churches and individuals and not to influential leaders that could have shaped a more conciliatory relationship between the state and the church?

    The early church grew from a smattering of somewhat confused disciples to the greatest movement the world has ever seen. And they did it without political involvement, without violence, without campaigning and an unwavering belief that there movement would somehow collapse if Rome wasn’t transformed. They disregarded restrictive laws against their message and continued on despite the consequences. They were more concerned with perpetuation than preservation?

    Now, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not saying that the moral climate of America is not important. Of course it is. My question is how important is it? If American outlawed Christianity tomorrow (an outlandish proposition, for we have yet to experience any true persecution in this country) would Christianity be thwarted? Or would we find out, as history attests, that Christianity flourishes as a minority? That it has its greatest successes under extreme persecution? And wouldn’t we be better served by understanding that it is in the way we live that truly matters more than the referendums and initiatives we support?

    Where do our concerns and interest need to lie primarily? In defending “our way of life” or in living as a body of believers undeterred by the fallen powers of this world? Are we called to stand for righteousness or stoop and serve in a broken world?
    Do we need to be more concerned about our rights or the rights of the lost? What is our objective?

    Again, don’t misunderstand me: I’m not saying its wrong to be interested in our moral climate. I’m just wondering how crucial that is to the propagation of Christianity. I don’t have a defined answer here and am legitimately asking for a (civil) discussion.

    What is our mission: the preservation and protection of our rights or the tireless pursuit of holiness even to the sacrifice of our rights?