Don’t have time today to take on contemporary church songs. Here is something on a lark:

10. Atlantis
9. Jimmy Hoffa’s Body
8. Who is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
7. Who Else Is On “The List”
6. Britney Spears’ dignity
5. The Second Gunman
4. Natalee Holloway
3. D.B. Cooper
2. Any Way to Resurrect His Career
1. Those pesky “Weapons of Mass Destruction.”

What else should he be on the look-out for?