The other night I went to Hastings to feed my used-book addiction. While there I noticed a huge display of “Harry Potter Moves To Jonestown” or whatever the latest entry in that series is.

Upon closer inspection I noticed that the audio version of “Harry Potter Spikes the Punch” was selling for 80 bucks. That’s 80 US dollars. As my mom would say, “think of the number of mouths that could feed.”

I can’t imagine anyone choosing to pay that much to hear someone read to them but here is my offer:

I will read, over web-cam, “Harry Potter and the Mass Immolation” or any book of your choosing for 15% less than the list price. In other words, I will read “Harry Potter and the Angry ATF Agents” for only 68 dollars.

You can’t beat that anywhere.