Just So You Know

March 13th, 2008 | by Scott |

The Man in Yellow should not be allowed to keep Curious George. That menace needs to be in a zoo somewhere.

Dora’s parents should be reported to the authorities and her remanded into the custody of child services.

Troy would not get further than the end of the bench much less steal the ball and make the winning basket. And who schedules the championship game two weeks away with no other games scheduled? Oh, and he has horrible excuses for friends.

Ruby is a tad bossy and once Max clues in to the fact that he’s being strong-armed there is going to be trouble.

Playing games with a dog is cool. Talking drawers are okay. But Salt and Pepper hooking up and birthing Paprika is just creepy.

Little Bear will require extensive therapy due to the trauma that he suffers when he finally realizes that he is the only one in his family not wearing clothes.

Baby Loony Tunes is a great concept. But I am seriously weirded out by Granny’s favorite TV show being “Trannys for Granny.” I understand it’s an auto show, but still.

And on a completely unrelated note: We should stop discussing why Saturday Night Live is so apparently pro-Hillary and deal with the more important question of why it is so anti-funny.

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  1. 7 Responses to “Just So You Know”

  2. By Jim MacKenzie on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    I’m with you on anti-funny SNL. Even though Ms. Adam’s appearance last week did boost it some in my mind for at least one week. Yes I am biased, though, but there were some funny bits. Gone are the really funny days of SNL though; a long time gone IMHO.

  3. By Shane on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    And let’s not forget Miss Spider. Not only do she and Holley have several non-spider children (I thought spiders ate other bugs), what kind of name is Holley for a guy and why is he always cooking and doing housework? I think it’s all one spiderific conspiracy to get everybuggy thinking differently about the role of men in post-patriarchal world. I am all for feminism and I am all for cooking, but can’t we just invent robots to do housework.

  4. By len on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    I can tell my children are older since Troy is the only one on the list I know. And, the BCS would do well to schedule their championship game just 2 weeks later.

    Don’t watch much SNL anymore, but McCain singing Streisand was funny.

  5. By Phil Wilson on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    So I guess the whole suspension of disbelief is not a part of your entertainment experience?

  6. By Matt on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    Yo Gabba Gabba is the most disturbing thing on television today…

  7. By Justin on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    Phil,

    Suspension of disbelief comes with a good show. If the plot, characters, dialogue, wit, etc are sufficient enough, you can suspend disbelief.

    If I’m interested in what’s going on, I can ignore the fact that its completely impossible. If not… well, I either make fun of it or change the channel.

    This is why I have trouble watching musicals in tv/movie format. I can suspend disbelief when the music is so in your face, and just blows you away. When its obvious that the characters audio has been dubbed in, I can’t get past the fact that people are singing and dancing in the street and no one notices.

    Speaking of musicals, in the next two months, JC Superstar and Rent are gonna be at TPAC. And I am pumped.

    Ok, rambling over.

  8. By Scott on Mar 14, 2008 | Reply

    Phil, I think I have an easier time with it than Justin does.

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