New Reality Show Idea

April 30th, 2008 | by Scott |

–A church is looking for a new preacher. 20 aspirants to the pulpit vie in different tasks.

Those tasks include:

–Preaching ability
–Bedside manner
–Casserole making
–Bulletin prep
–Dealing with difficult people
–Hospital visitation
–Finessing an eldership

Each week a would-be minister is eliminated by the congregations specially appointed panel of judges.

Fox could promote the new reality hit: Parish Wants a Homiletician.

Season two could reverse the playing field. One preacher chooses from 20 rudder-less churches.

What do you think?

  1. 13 Responses to “New Reality Show Idea”

  2. By Jim MacKenzie on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    Why would most of us who have lived this “reality” throughout our careers want to subject anyone else to the same thing, and for a national TV no less?

    Oh yeah, I forgot… it makes good entertainment doesn’t it, watching another’s demise. ;)

  3. By Scott on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    Great entertainment and you can just imagine the number of aspiring preachers who would line up for their 15 minutes.

  4. By len on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    I am ashamed to admit that my first thought was, “I’d watch it.”

  5. By Dan on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    If you’re a “rudder,” then you’re a “pastor.”

    Hail, Pastor Free (as opposed to pastor-free)

  6. By Scott on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    Hey, that’s our weekly greeting.

  7. By Jeff Slater on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    It might be interesting to watch someone else go through that little slice of Hell.

  8. By John on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    So this is what I’m missing by never watching reality shows?

  9. By Kevin Bussey on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    That is a real show in SBC life.

  10. By Greg Brooks on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply

    Your packaging is a little off. Try this: Twenty ministry hopefuls will vie for leadership of a struggling but extremely wealth church on the Atlantic coast of South Carolina. To him that overcomes, I will give the right to–WIN IT ALL!! Don’t miss a singe episode of: Parish Hilton!!

    Name recognition is like 90% of the battle, dude.

  11. By Steve D on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    Your telling me we can judge 20 preachers by giving them 2 1/2 minutes to preach like AI gives singers 2 1/2 mintutes to sing? I am for it!

  12. By Greg Brooks on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    oh, I didn’t notice you included Parish in your post. I’ll think of something else.

  13. By T.H. on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    How about this for the show’s tag line: It’s every Minister for him (or her)self in Parish or Perish from the Pulpit!

  14. By Scott on May 2, 2008 | Reply

    It’s the new TV phenomenon. I’m telling you, that’s a hit.

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