Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
--A church is looking for a new preacher. 20 aspirants to the pulpit vie in different tasks.
Those tasks include:
--Preaching ability
--Bedside manner
--Casserole making
--Bulletin prep
--Dealing with difficult people
--Hospital visitation
--Finessing an eldership
Each week a would-be minister is eliminated by the congregations specially appointed panel of judges.
Fox could promote the new reality hit: ...
Posted in Humor | 13 Comments »
Thursday, March 13th, 2008
The Man in Yellow should not be allowed to keep Curious George. That menace needs to be in a zoo somewhere.
Dora's parents should be reported to the authorities and her remanded into the custody of child services.
Troy would not get further than the end of the bench much less ...
Posted in Humor | 7 Comments »
Thursday, March 6th, 2008
Due to weather we canceled Cassie's appointment in Dallas tomorrow.
That should give me more time to blog but, alas, there is nothing that I have prepared for next week that I want to bump up at this point.
So, I thought I would ask my good friend Stephen Colbert ...
Posted in Humor | 7 Comments »
Friday, February 29th, 2008
It means we are one step closer to the first Gen-X president.
Hush up, Baby Boomers. You are the reason we are in this mess in the first place :D
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Now playing: Leon Russell - Big Lips
via FoxyTunes
Posted in 2008, Humor | 8 Comments »
Thursday, January 24th, 2008
I've noticed that my comments have slowed down over the last week or so with the eventual petering out of the "Obama is a Closeted Muslim Racist Christian" thread.
The one way to get my comment bar red-lining is to post political.
And so, since Obama has already ...
Posted in 2008, Humor, Politics | 9 Comments »
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
This time he is shilling for Dr. Pepper. It's the one and only Tay Zonday with "Cherry Chocolate Rain."
Does it get any better than this?
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Now playing: Mavis Staples - This Little Light Of Mine
via FoxyTunes
Posted in Humor, YouTube | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
In light of my coming out yesterday as an Emergent I realize that there need to be some changes around here to reflect this admission.
10. This site, although in the past quite hostile to this particular brand of shoe-wear, will now be Birkenstock-friendly.
9. More Candles
8. I will use the prefix ...
Posted in Humor, Top 10s | 29 Comments »
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Tramadol is a synthetic, centrally acting analgesic agent with 2 distinct, synergistic mechanisms of action, acting as both a weak opioid agonist and an inhibitor of monoamine neurotransmitter reuptake. The 2 enantiomers of racemic tramadol function in a complementary manner to enhance the analgesic efficacy and improve the tolerability profile ...
Posted in Asides, Humor | 5 Comments »
Friday, September 21st, 2007
So, what are you guys doing for Ramadan?
Posted in Asides, Humor | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007
It's no "Chocolate Rain." But can anything be as classic as "Chocolate Rain?" I didn't think so.
Give it until at least 45 seconds in when he starts jamming. And then if you could explain why I love this guy so much I'd appreciate it:
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, YouTube | 1 Comment »
